Dumb ways to die

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine thats out of date
use your privet parts at piranha bate
 
Dumb ways to die
 
get your toast out fork
do your own electrical work
teach you how to fly
 eat a 2-week old unrefrigerated pie
 
Dumb ways to die
 
invite a psycho killer inside
scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
take your helmet of in outer space
use your clothe dryer as a hiding place
 
Dumb ways to die
 
keep a rattlesnake pet
sell both kidneys on the Internet
eat a tub a super glue
I wonder what this red button do?
 
Dumb ways to die
 
Dress up like a Mose during
Disturber a nest of wasps for no good reason
stand of the of a train station platform
drive around the boomgate at a level crossing
run across tracks between the platforms
they may not rhyme but they´re quite possibly
 
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
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Be safe around trains

2012-12-03 | 23:40:00 | Allmänt | 0 Kommentarer


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